This just in: there is only one correct way to have breasts! All other ways are yucky and should be fixed ASAP. 
In other news: you also must always be white and thin. 

This just in: there is only one correct way to have breasts! All other ways are yucky and should be fixed ASAP. 

In other news: you also must always be white and thin. 

Remember how I completely forgot to post anything about Masturbation Month back in May? In fact, I pretty much forgot to post at all in May?
I’m a horrible sex blogger. 

Remember how I completely forgot to post anything about Masturbation Month back in May? In fact, I pretty much forgot to post at all in May?

I’m a horrible sex blogger. 

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geekyvamp:

lumieres-home:

Reblogged with the right source ( I hope). This is Geeky Vamps pic.

Thanks for that LH, yup, this is me in my most stolen pic. [sigh]

If you like exhibitionism and awesome snark and an all-around smart lady, you should probably follow geekyvamp.

geekyvamp:

lumieres-home:

Reblogged with the right source ( I hope). This is Geeky Vamps pic.

Thanks for that LH, yup, this is me in my most stolen pic. [sigh]

If you like exhibitionism and awesome snark and an all-around smart lady, you should probably follow geekyvamp.

So.hot.

So.hot.

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I don’t usually (at least when my self esteem is doing okay) wish I was some kind of thin girl, but I want to be her. 

I don’t usually (at least when my self esteem is doing okay) wish I was some kind of thin girl, but I want to be her. 

blackbdsm:

Viv

blackbdsm:

Viv

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blackbdsm:

Beauty Foster

blackbdsm:

Beauty Foster

(Source: beautyfoster)

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